Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Have homework, but endup staring at freeline box.

God darn it. Im like supposed to be doing homework and stuff, you know like multiplication tables, algebra, spelling hard words and crap like that. But I just can't stop thinking abt my new babies.
I've been staring at the box all day long coz its like so byootiful and stuff, but I can't seem to get the diagrams on the box. My friend greg saw them and says that they're like turtles or something like that. I think he's right, he beat me during the last spelling bee, which I feel is rather braggable.

Whatever the case, I must, I must, I must be able to freeline skate by end of next week. I don't care. For the sake of Ryan Farrelly, and me becoming freeline hunk fan of the year, I will do it. Even if it means duct taping my boots to my babies, so I can't take em off, I will do it.

I know it. You know it. Ahh... the pressure.

The wheels that turn... turn me so on...

Sweetness. Look at those wheels. They look like they were made for me, and i was made for it. I nearly fainted at the site of this. I spent like 47 minutes just touching and turning the wheels, marvelling at how smooth they were! Sniffing them yielded pleasant sensations near my thighs for some reason!! Posted by Picasa

3 Day Air + Rush Service = $50 bucks more = Mac and cheese for 2 weeks

Ok I'm back. Ok I never left. I decided to show you just one more pic of my beloved prized possession that I had been waiting eons for.

YEAH!!
Anyway, so i was like spending the entire saturday looking at the freelineskates website, watching reruns of the videos and stuff.. And i finally realized I scrounged up enuff cash to buy oen for myself! Yeah, ok so i click "ADD TO CART" and when it comes to shipping options there's like 2 options:
A) Mail that takes too long and i'd probably drop dead waiting for it
B) UPS NEXT DAY AIR
WTF? What kind of question is that? UPS NEXT DAY AIR OBVEEEYOSLY...

So i click that, it like adds THIRTY SEVEN BUCKS more to the price.

Then theres like this thing that says "RUSH ORDER FEEE + 20 bucks"
I figured i'd never be able to live withmyself if i didnt have rush order along with the ups next day. This is the shiz that only TRUE freeliner hunks and babes do. I didnt wanna be no pseudo freeliner hunk, and go for the ups next day w/o the rush order, or even worse, go for the standard ground shipping.

Anyway, total was 186.12. Totally worth it. Even if it means 2 weeks on mac and cheese.


I pride myself in being a true hardcore Freeline Fan.
Im sure Ryan would probably hand select me as FREELINER fan of the year when he next comes to chicago. man... i can just imagine how good life would be.. me and ryan.. we'd be like best pals and shiz, and we'd hang out at my hollywood mansion, in the hot tub... heidi klum would be there, coz she only like hangs out with freeliner hunks.... yeah... we'd be entertained by my white tiger and giant prancing around the house all dressed up in designer petwear.... oh man... life would be sooooo goood...... *snapping back out of it*

Yeah.. so Only a true fan would do rush order + next day air.

Those that didnt. Boo for you.

I got to touch and sniff my box 2 days earlier than ya.. HAW HAW! Posted by Picasa

My babies (freeline skates). They're here! Peace on earth and joy to all! Hurrah!

Alas! Its here! My babies are here! After what seemed like EONS I say, EONS, I finally came back from class and practically ran to my mail box to see if I had a package slip. I knew it. I knew today was going to be a good day, the moment I woke up and did my daily "muscle flexing infront of mirror to pumpmyself up" session. Yeah. So I got my parcel slip, went to the mail room clerk's office, signed for the parcel, and waited! Gosh I nearly head butted him as I started feeling he was taking his time. So anyways, 30 seconds of teeth gritting anxiety later, he handed me my parcel and I sprinted back to my apartment.
Yeah.. there it is. The cube of beauty. Much more beautiful than the earlier IPOD video box that came the week before. Needless to say, I did my "sniffing" ritual. Any beautiful package that comes, will undergo an intense SNIFFING ritual. These freelines smelled SWEET I tell you. SWEET SWEET SWEET. The scent of the bearing grease permeated my nostril linings as I struggled to find my exacto knife. Ok.. more later. Gotta grab some mac n cheese. Posted by Picasa